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Who Are You and What Have You Done to My Grandmother?

We are the Order of the Illemonati, the yummiest conspiracy ever. The Illemonati is a loosely-defined cabal of Lemon Demon fans, admirers, stalkers, strangers, friends, enemies, lasagnas, etc. dedicated to spreading the Word of God by any means necessary, but mainly by means of lemizdat, a silly little sort of culture-jamming we partake in. If you would like to join, then sign up for the Lemon Demon forums and become a generally respected member. Our agents will contact you when you are ready.

Meanwhilst, as for dear old Granny, we have captured her and will force-feed her lemons until you tell us where they're hiding the you-know-what. You know exactly what we're talking about; don't play innocent.